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[thatotherperv]

there is porn in my head. really hot porn that is more than vaguely bow-chicka-bow-bow but is really fucking hot nonetheless. human AU, S/B/A threesome, 3-part pwp, and it will not come out and name itself with actual words in English.

*shakes my brain*

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[adorkablefae.livejournal.com]

*helps to shake*

Come out, come out, wherever you are! *searches for the pr0n*

[spikesgurl.livejournal.com]

*slaps you*

Did it work? Ok...

*pets you*

How about that? No?

*gropes you inappropriately*

Well???

Sorry babe, that's all I got. :)

*tries to wait patiently for nummy porn*

[philips.livejournal.com]

human AU, S/B/A threesome, 3-part pwp
OH. Yes please. ::waits very patiently::

[vikingprincess]

Elevator Music *snickers*
The Plumbing Guy
"Who Ordered the Foot-Long?"

[eyezrthewindows.livejournal.com]

I hate when that happens. :p

[snogged.livejournal.com]

poor sweetie

I hope your fingers learn to listen properly to your head. Perhaps you should spank them for being bad. And maybe, pour hot candle wax all over them but don't wash it off. Leave those fingers dirty and humiliated. That'll teach 'em for not cooperating.

[elisi]

*meeps*

*makes offerings to Illyria to make your brain work*

[lafemmedarla]

*joins the brain shaking*

[goddessofmercy.livejournal.com]

anything i can do to encourage the undoubtedly hot porn? does your brain need some truffles? a hot oil massage?

[1more-sickpuppy.livejournal.com]

What, exactly, does bow-chicka-bow-bow mean?
*shakes your brain too*