Blonde, the Perv edit. (sometimes Jensen loves men and women, simultaneously. there is a Santa.)

[thatotherperv]

I have a dream. A dream of a magical world where I can watch pretty boys in the really bad movies they sometimes make, without wanting to claw my eyes out of my head. A dream in which I can stare at the pretty thing for a period of time uninterrupted by extraneous storylines, and still retain the integrity of the plot the pretty thing is a part of.

sometimes one has to make one's own dreams come true.

Anyway, if you've never seen Blonde, I'm saving you 3.5 hours of horrible acting. the parts that *include* Jensen and Patrick Dempsey also include horrible acting, but their story revolves around a M/M/F threesome (or, really, poly relationship) with Marylin Monroe, so I can be greatly forgiving.

this edit is about 26 minutes in total, 193MB, and the clips are DVD-rip quality.

this is my first attempt using any kind of video-editing software, but you know...don't let that scare you, since it was mostly just me stitching scenes together and didn't require much skill. however, if anyone with know-how sees ways I can make this kind of thing look smoother, I'd appreciate it, because I think I'm going to do something similar with a few other movies/shows.

enjoy!

ETA 11/24: the above link is now dead. I've posted a new version of the video that can be downloaded here [29 min, 191 MB avi]

ETA note to self: crossposted here

Comments

[yourlibrarian]

That is a much more bearable version, thanks :> You know, I could swear I saw this when it first came out, it's awfully familiar.

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

maybe you've seen clips? I know the most common thing floating around is the scene where Jensen's in the kimono.

glad it works for you :)

[yourlibrarian]

Yeah, I've seen pics around but actually it was the party scene that made me pretty sure I'd seen it before. I may not have watched the whole thing, but I'm pretty sure I've seen the first part.

[laisserais]

dude, that shit was 3.5 HOURS? whoah. that makes your willingness to sort through it for us even awesomer. and yeah, you're totally awesome for doing this. god, it made me CRINGE, but it was totally worth it. THANK YOU YOU CRAZY VIRGO! i don't know what i'd do without your ocd organizing skillz.

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

it was a tv miniseries. yeah. long as fuck.

*snogs you*

[vamptastica.livejournal.com]

i'm gonna watch...am presently downloading but i gotta ask your opinion? bad acting or bad SEX scene acting? which is worse?

and YES i did just watch Devour. (though i did enjoy looking at pretty jensen. ;) but the sex scene?) YEAHHHHHHHHHH he's totally into that girl. *coughs maybe if it was a guy....*winks and sticks tongue out*


hee....he was young, and hadn't done the twink stuff yet right?

*giggles* yep.....i'm off to perv.

thanks you. *pokes*

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

lmao. well it's not like *porn*, yo. more's the pity. but yeah, mostly just bad acting, haha.

jensen never looks like he's into a girl. *cough*

*SNOGS* WELCOME!

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

peee essssss. riveryklown made screencaps from the clips here. *cough*

*nudges you over there and dreams of icons*

[vamptastica.livejournal.com]

i asked if she'd mind if i made some :)


do you want just jensen? or the boys? or all three? or all of them you don't care as long as they're pretty?


*laughs*

i'll probably make all you know me. :)

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

whatever strikes you, haha. I just want teh pretty.

[ash-carpenter.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to say thanks - I downloaded and watched it and your comments were by far and away the best thing about it ;-)
They cracked me up!

The boys sure did look pretty, but I feel that the movie may have benefitted from them actually getting it on. Heh, but don't mind me - I think that about EVERY movie with pretty boys in it *G*

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

you're totally welcome. glad you enjoyed the snickers from the peanut gallery, haha.

yes, indeed, I chose to generously interpret ever manly clap on the shoulder they had on camera. but I mean, come on. dude. they were like life partners. they shared women all the time! they were totally fucking.

[lovely-lady-j.livejournal.com]

i cannot believe i just watched that!

ok. most of that.

well, mostly your comments and a flash of jensen flesh here and there. my kudos to you madam, for sifting through 3.5 hours (!) of what i'm sure was quality. the pretty and the threesome barely made up for the dialogue and the shm-acting.

psst. shouldn't you be studying, or treating something?
(wait, shouldn't i be studying, or...)

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

*snicker* who wants to study when you can stare at pretty people?

jensen flesh. mmmmm. but yeah, much badness, haha.

[mama24.livejournal.com]

My, was that... bad! o____O And not just the hair. *shudders* The Kimono-scene was hilarious. ^^ But it screamed gay! XD

Well, I'll count watching it as educational. ;)

And I admire you for watching the whole thing to cut these scenes together for us. Seriously! :)