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So when I posted Jensen's part on Dawson's Creek yesterday, I convinced myself not to rewatch and double-check for the 4,051 time. Self, I said, quit being OCD. You've combed over this thing so many times, there's no way shit got fucked up from the last time you watched it, and let's face it, if you go over that footage one more time, you might have to seek and destroy James Van Der Beek.

But the OCD is strong with this one, so *after* I posted, I rewatched it and promptly banged my head against my metaphorical desk. because apparently, since the last time I watched it? Shit got fucked up. A few clips ran too long, there were sound glitches, and one got replaced with something else entirely. And see, now the Virgo in me is never gonna shut up about quadruple-checking before I post.

Apologies to anyone who dl yesterday, I have an improved version if you want it.

Take two …meet CJ, who dresses like a frat boy, talks like a sensitive new-age man, and dates like someone with very low self-esteem.

Dawson's Creek (the Perv edit ft Jensen Ackles) [90 minutes, 603MB]



Two years before Jensen played the Dysfunctional but Too Good To Be True Boy, Chris came on the show and played a total douche. No, seriously. He's so full of shit, and kinda (extremely) smarmy. Plus his hair is attacking his face.

Despite all obstacles, he still manages to be rather charming, and tasty to boot. because Chris is a magical creature—like a unicorn, only more rideable.

Dawson's Creek (the Perv edit ft Christian Kane) [16 minutes, 105MB]



Note: I’m not thrilled about the quality of the source files…they were only 100kbps, so I wouldn’t call them DVD-rip quality, but it’s enjoyable enough.

And if you haven't taken it already, there's a poll regarding future Jensen-related edits over here

crossposted here

So, I’m ashamed to admit that Dawson’s Creek is somewhat of a nostalgia show for me. When it started up I was right at the lower end of their target demographic, and in my early college years it was girls’ night fodder, somewhere between guilty pleasure and that thing you watched just to mock.

The hours I have spent staring at it to get this thing done have cemented it—I’m officially too old for this shit.

I remember disliking Jensen’s character when he was introduced. The show was dying a slow and painful death, and he was totally that new shiny made-to-order wet dream they brought on to bump ratings, only he was…Too Pretty. Seriously, *way* too pretty. The first time he purses his lips and flips his hair back like a valley girl, you’ll see what I mean. *still* cracks my shit up.

But 90 uninterrupted minutes of Pretty Jensen is nothing to sneeze at. Distilled down from 13 painful hour-long episodes.

Without further ado…meet CJ, who dresses like a frat boy, talks like a sensitive new-age man, and dates like someone with very low self-esteem

Dawson’s Creek (the Perv edit ft Jensen) [90 minutes, 606MB]

Note: I’m not thrilled about the quality of the source files…they were only 100kbps, so I wouldn’t call them DVD-rip quality, but it’s enjoyable enough.



in other business, mostly I’ve been doing edits of Jeff, because he’s been on a thousand things for five minutes each...it makes him perfect for this kind of thing. Jensen is less so because he has fewer things on the resume and they’re all extended appearances & headliners. So while I have vague ambitions of working my way through Jeff’s whole imdb page, I have no similar aspirations for Jensen.

But I want to do an edit of Dark Angel to maximize my own personal Alec-enjoyment. And I’m probably going to do an edit of Devour because (while I actually like the movie *hangs head*), madame_meretrix has hinted that she’d like one, about 6 times. and I am...how do you say...whipped.

both of these require some judgement calls, however, and I’m undecided. Help me help you :) do me a favor and hop on over to dean_sam to answer my poll. better to keep it all in one place, and I figure flisters are more likely to follow a link than comm members. it's a light-format link, so you don't have to deal with their wretched layout. I love you too much to do that to you. :)

Once upon a time, Jeff played a widow. this time, it was on Monk.

...yeah I got nothin clever to say in introduction to this one, because I hate this show so much. hahaha. but it's Jeff! in New York! in a wool coat! with a candlestick...

Monk (the Perv edit ft JDM) [8 min, 63MB]




you can find more edits with Jeff or Jensen here or here

I had some technical difficulties as well as RL delays but I should be producing more of these in the near future. in the works and heading towards completion are Jensen's full arc on Dawson's Creek, Christian Kane's one-ep guest spot on the same, and Jeff's appearance on Sliders




note to self: xposted here

So, a couple months ago I was looking something up on Jeff's imdb page and I saw that he'd done a guest spot on Angel a long time ago. Somehow, this fact had escaped me completely. I couldn't even figure out who he had been until I watched the ep, but then again, I haven't watched s3 as obsessively as I did s1 and s5.

Now, I never need my arm twisted to watch an entire episode*cough*season*cough* of Angel, but it was kind of fun to do this edit anyway. That episode had three other MotW storylines, so it was nice to get his all condensed and isolated.

Jeff plays a rather John Winchester-like character, if you extract all his badass. Which, I know, it boggles the mind. Also? He's gay. But, you know. In a manner so subtle as to not piss off Tightasses For Preservation of the American Family or whatever. He has a "friend."

Still not as obnoxious as the time Joss tried to make Andrew look like a ladies' man.

This guest spot really begs one question, in my mind. Where's all the Jeff/Dave porn at? Hmm? How have we missed this golden opportunity? Or, if you prefer, Jeff/Alexis. Or. Jeff/anybody. I'm just saying, it's an unmined resource. Go forth, watch, and write porn. It'll make the Baby Jesus smile, and no, that's not just gas.

Angel the Series (the Perv edit ft JDM) [10 min, 62MB avi]




note to self: crossposted here and here

I have a dream. A dream of a magical world where I can watch pretty boys in the really bad movies they sometimes make, without wanting to claw my eyes out of my head. A dream in which I can stare at the pretty thing for a period of time uninterrupted by extraneous storylines, and still retain the integrity of the plot the pretty thing is a part of.

sometimes one has to make one's own dreams come true.

Anyway, if you've never seen Blonde, I'm saving you 3.5 hours of horrible acting. the parts that *include* Jensen and Patrick Dempsey also include horrible acting, but their story revolves around a M/M/F threesome (or, really, poly relationship) with Marylin Monroe, so I can be greatly forgiving.

this edit is about 26 minutes in total, 193MB, and the clips are DVD-rip quality.

this is my first attempt using any kind of video-editing software, but you know...don't let that scare you, since it was mostly just me stitching scenes together and didn't require much skill. however, if anyone with know-how sees ways I can make this kind of thing look smoother, I'd appreciate it, because I think I'm going to do something similar with a few other movies/shows.

enjoy!

ETA 11/24: the above link is now dead. I've posted a new version of the video that can be downloaded here [29 min, 191 MB avi]

ETA note to self: crossposted here