Dawson's edit redux...now with more Kane

[thatotherperv]

So when I posted Jensen's part on Dawson's Creek yesterday, I convinced myself not to rewatch and double-check for the 4,051 time. Self, I said, quit being OCD. You've combed over this thing so many times, there's no way shit got fucked up from the last time you watched it, and let's face it, if you go over that footage one more time, you might have to seek and destroy James Van Der Beek.

But the OCD is strong with this one, so *after* I posted, I rewatched it and promptly banged my head against my metaphorical desk. because apparently, since the last time I watched it? Shit got fucked up. A few clips ran too long, there were sound glitches, and one got replaced with something else entirely. And see, now the Virgo in me is never gonna shut up about quadruple-checking before I post.

Apologies to anyone who dl yesterday, I have an improved version if you want it.

Take two …meet CJ, who dresses like a frat boy, talks like a sensitive new-age man, and dates like someone with very low self-esteem.

Dawson's Creek (the Perv edit ft Jensen Ackles) [90 minutes, 603MB]



Two years before Jensen played the Dysfunctional but Too Good To Be True Boy, Chris came on the show and played a total douche. No, seriously. He's so full of shit, and kinda (extremely) smarmy. Plus his hair is attacking his face.

Despite all obstacles, he still manages to be rather charming, and tasty to boot. because Chris is a magical creature—like a unicorn, only more rideable.

Dawson's Creek (the Perv edit ft Christian Kane) [16 minutes, 105MB]



Note: I’m not thrilled about the quality of the source files…they were only 100kbps, so I wouldn’t call them DVD-rip quality, but it’s enjoyable enough.

And if you haven't taken it already, there's a poll regarding future Jensen-related edits over here

crossposted here

Comments

[laisserais]

hai bb. i took the weekend off from the interwebs and i feel better. however, i'm sorry i missed your posts.

hooray for perv edits! snagging both. did you know that they both have the same name?

also i like your descriptions of the characters :P

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

noop, they don't. if it's a movie, I only use (the Perv edit), if it's a tv show, I foresaw the potential for more than one of my lovelies doing a guest spot, so I name those (the Perv edit ft [name]). they just look the same at a glance

*snogs* I'm glad you had a good vacation from the glowing screen. clearly I was chasing my own tail with most of my posts anyway. this is why it pays to LISTEN to my virgoan madness.

[laisserais]

lol k, it's just that the internet asked me if i wanted to rename the second one is all.

dude, i can't believe your OCDness actually would have come in handy. lol now you're never gonna leave the house! you'll be too busy running back to make sure the stove's off. ;>

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

and weird, maybe it truncates long file names? I just double-checked, the file names are different

ps, I started watching Kings. didn't you ask if I had seen it yet? I finally got around to it, though I dl it weeks ago. omg *fangirls*

[laisserais]

KIIIIIINGS haha doesn't david have a gentleman friend? this is what i get for being a heathen lol i'm out of the loop

am watching 104 right now \o/

lmfao dude i forgot about your commentary on the edits. you crackhead.

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

heeeeee \o/

have they put out 104 yet? or does it air on Sundays or something. I'm wrapping up 103

and in answer to your question, I uh. my old testament is sketchy and they mostly skim over the gay stuff in sunday school, lmfao. but yes, I'm pretty sure that David was a little bent. whether or not they're going to address that isn't clear...maybe that's what the Evol Gay Prince is in concession to

[laisserais]

yeah yeah check the thing, it's up already. it airs at 7 your time on sundays. but it's in the place with the thing.

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

the place with the thing. hahahaha. cuz the first rule of--

I just watched 3 hours straight of this, haha. I think I have to go to bed, but I'll watch 104 tomorrow.

btw, between this and Southland, it's like Attack of the Pretty Pensive Blond Boys. they kinda look alike, no?

[laisserais]

totes, they do. they both have that beefy, matt damony thinky thing going on.

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

YES. dude, that Kings kid looks SO MUCH like Matt Damon sometimes, I was just thinking that.

[yourlibrarian]

Thanks for this! Have downloaded and enjoyed the Jensen edit. I had seen pieces of it before but not the whole thing so it was great to have them all together (and with commentary!)

I noticed your poll was about DA. Have you done one on Jensen's Smallville arc that I missed? Because I never saw any of that and would really welcome one.

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

oh yay, I'm glad you liked it, babe.

so, I'm thinking about doing one for Smallville but the truth is I *despise* that show and I'm reluctant to spend that much time staring at it, haha. these actually take a fairly large amount of manhours to put together because I'm a perfectionist.

so if I do it, it'll be a long ways off. this one--covering 13 episodes & 90 minutes--took me...I dunno, 4 months I'd guess? because I'll get sick of it and leave it be for a few weeks. and his appearance on Dawson's was short compared to that on DA or SV.

so, the answer is yes, but don't hold your breath, hahaha

[yourlibrarian]

Yeah, I don't blame you. I watched Smallville that one season for JM's bits (and I was also recording them for someone) and found it tiresome to sit through. I can well imagine how many hours of your time it takes.

I didn't realize he had such an extensive role in Smallville though, which is -- a plus? I remember that for the number of episodes JM appeared in, his screen time didn't amount to that much in all but 2 or 3 episodes.

One thing I really wish would turn up online are the unaired episodes of Still Life. Maybe now that there are so many outlets for short run shows online, networks and production companies will try to recoup that expense.

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

hahaha yeah. their hairstylist on that show needed to be shot. glad you enjoyed it, babe!

[rockstarpeach.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I've recently become obsessed with the pretty pretty Jensen, and then I remembered seeing this post from you from before, and I thought - hey, I oughtta check that out!

OMG, that was made of win! You should, like, make one of these from everything he's ever been in. *nods*

But that poor pretty boy's hair... Dude, that is unfortunate.

Thanks so much for sharing this :)