I love the smell of bullshit in the morning.

[thatotherperv]

Texans see UFO, fear end of days *facepalm* dude, why us? I actually knew someone from Dublin who was always talking about how much they hated Stephenville (I guess it's their school rival?)

just once, I want someone to say they spotted a UFO that looked like a 30ft long penis. with no seams or bolts. saucer-shaped is so last year.




also, Dear NY Times:

Please stop insulting my intelligence with headlines that race matters in Obama's bid for nomination. *Duh*.

--Someone with a Brain


ETA: also, no reading of the morning news would be complete without the love(s) of my life. *hearts pop out my eyes*