let's all point and laugh at the homophobes. no, really.

ok, nyghtpet pointed me towards this website. this website to track the dangers of The Big Gay Band. you know the ones. you're sitting around, innocently listening to their music, and all of a sudden an arms comes flying out of the radio, waving a gay wand over you, and all the little gay dust gets all up in your clothes. and then you're queer as a two-dollar bill.

I hate it when that happens.

a few things I'd like to note:

• Oscar Wilde was a "reformed" homosexual? I always thought he was the plain kind.
  
• for some reason Metallica gets *photographic evidence* of their deviance.
  
• Marilyn Manson is "dark gay". someone kindly explain to me what that is. lmao. is it like dark meat? because in that case, it's fatty. they're right to call our attention to it.
  
• Elton John is...*drum roll* REALLY gay! I know, I was shocked as well. he was always such a nice boy...you just never can tell.
  
• JAY-Z is on the list. fucking Jay-Z. I know. it's always the quiet ones. *blank look*

and last but certainly my favorite. george michael = texan.

....

steers
and
queers

and an even better point...who snuck Cyndi Lauper on to the safe list? "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" has been known to turn little boys limp-wristed and lispy on sight. *nods sagely*



and in case you want to yark, you should watch his video, God Hates Fags. yes really. must not be the God I'm familiar with. some other guy. case of mistaken identity.

this makes me want to write spangel where their parents shove them into one of these programs, and they meet and fall in love and fuck happily all over their austere little cots. someday I might have to do that. because spangel is my antidrug, and I don't drink the kool-aid :)

OMG, one last addition! tell me this isn't the gayest logo you've ever seen. how do you spell irony again?

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he is such a sexy beast.
and the episode was good too
:P

my Angel/Dawn cup runneth over

don't ever let me say that I don't have talented friends who spoil me rotten :) because then my pants would be all on fire, and I don't have that many. *contemplates the mall.

ever since I started getting into building the Angel/Dawn ship in Strength in Numbers, I'm really falling in love with that pairing. it's kind of an odd one, and not something you see that often. in fact, I'm not sure I had ever personally seen it done as a proper romantic pairing before I started that fic. which has been really cool, because I started mentally with a clean slate. no particular baggage. and I love what they're becoming in my head and on my hard drive. there's some uh. paternalistic overtones that I just can't seem to escape personally, but I like the daddykink if you've missed the memo, so that's fine with me, really. but they balance each other out. they're both...sort of pragmatic and grounded. but Dawn brings the fun, and Angel brings an anchor of sorts to her life, I think. she'd do well to have that, needy little thing that she's always been.

so the other night I was pouting because on the romantic end of things, sometimes it feels like I'm playing in that sandbox alone. well, me and sexymermaid. but it's like most people don't even *see* the sandbox. even though you'd think, statistically, they'd trip over it at some point :P

anyway, this is all for the fic pimping, because in response to my whining sweetly worded request, I got some fic! *loves*

( big pimpin )

BUT fear not! :) under the cover of darkness, sexymermaid and I have launched a new comm--angelovesdawn. whee! I'm super excited. you should go check it out...and join! literally, we just set it up last night, so uh...it's not very pretty yet. watchersgoddess is going to fix that all up for us :) more news on that front will be coming later, I'm sure.