this is what awkward looks like. (bones slash, hodgins/zack, booth/zack)

okay, um. I'm not normally one for Bones slash, really, but this is what happens when I watch 3/4 of s1 in 24 hours. this thing just sort of...latched on. and refused to let go.

but anyway, it's my first crack at Bones fic, and I'm pretty pleased at how the voices came out, so that's enough for me.

Title: this is what awkward looks like.
Author: Mel (thatotherperv)
Pairings: um. slash or pre-slash or implied slash or...something, for Hodgins/Zack and Booth/Zack
Rating: let's say R for discussion of sex
Summary: Booth gets cornered into a very awkward conversation.
Warnings: severe abuse of ellipses
these characters and the premise of Bones belong to other people. I'm just playing.

( poor, poor Seeley )

I'm bored. play a game with me.

ok. the weather is gross. my roommate's still in Houston. I have fried my brain by watching almost all of Bones s1 this weekend, and omg, I am mush.

I'm bored, in the way that small children get. that total ennui of "why don't you go out and play?" "I dunwanna!" "then why don't you watch tv?" "I dunwanna!"

yes.

so entertain me, flist. or, tell me how to entertain you. let's play a game.

name a gap in one of my fics, and I'll try to fill it in for you. obviously in some cases, the answer is just I Don't Know (and I reserve the right to say that if it's just how it is), but I usually have far more backstory for a fic than what comes out.

wips are off-limits, because I don't want to chance revealing something I'm playing close to my vest till later. stick to my completed fics :) gaps can include anything before, after, or during a time gap *during* the fic itself. if you're going for before or after, might want to be specific, because that's a whole lot of timeline to cover. do you want to know how so-and-so deals with such-and-such, or if character x does y because of something that happened in his past.

fair warnings: Lexapro has rendered me incapable of thinking porny thoughts, so if you want that, you're sorely mistaken. also, sometimes I stop a fic in a vague place because I think the ending would not be happy or shippy, so if you ask, I'm gonna tell you what I really think.

I think this has fun potential. someone play with me?

ETA: ok, I'm done! this was just an exercise to keep my entertained tonight, and seeing as I'm going to bed, we're closed for business :) thanks for playing! I'll probably do this again sometime, if you didn't get your 2cents in today.