small child + "give me my money now, bitch" = funniest thing ever

omg, so....it's possible everyone's seen this, but I had to share, because this is just the funniest thing ever.

Will Ferrell made this short film called The Landlord. possibly not worksafe because there is a small child swearing...use your judgement. but seriously, watch it when you can. *dies*

and if you watch it, you *have* to watch the outtakes.

this little girl is just adorable. I fear she's going to be cussing in public forever now, though. bwahaha.

this is not a meme, part deaux

(ETA: ok folks, I'm done! this did what I needed it to do, and was tons of fun. maybe I'll do it again some day. but that was an awful lot of writing for one morning, and I'm all drained, haha. no mas, por favor.

resulting drabbles are compiled and polished here)

do you get the feeling that I am grasping for things that will prod me into writing? that's because I am.

yoinking from sweptawaybayou:
Give me a kink and a pairing and I'll give you at least a sentence of kink.

like I said, I haven't been able to write sex lately, so...this is just kind of an experiment to see if I can't get that moving again. if it's unsuccessful, then I suck and I'm sorry.

kinks that I can't write: fisting. I really really won't do fisting. the fisting, it traumatizes me. I can't think of much else, really.

I'll write most buffyverse pairings, obviously. can't slash Gunn. outside buffyverse...willing to write potc j/w/e or combos thereof...booth/zack (*is a little scared of kink with them, but I'll try*), possibly spn boys.

ETA: ohh, and I can't really do Giles sex. nothin against the guy, I hope he gets a happy. I just can't do it.

kink drabbles

sorry for the spammage, but I wanted to post the results of the kink meme out front so they're easier to keep track of, for me and you. I'm liking the results :)

some of these have been edited slightly from their original version in comments.

( Epiphany -- Angel/Spike, blindfolds )

( Hostile Takeover -- Angel/Lindsey, public place )

( Power Play -- Angel/Buffy, strap-on blowjob )

( Fuck Redemption -- Lindsey/Dawn, tie kink )

( Blackmail Material -- Giles & Spike, crossdressing (not porny) )

( Love and Pain -- Faith/Lindsey, candlewax )

( Unauthorized Use -- Angel/Spike, kitchen utensils (came out more funny than erotic) )

more to come!

pimp in the time of cholera

in the midst of all Flipping of the Shit, part III (tm), I'd like to point out that nyghtpet fulfilled my request on her kink meme and dayum. that shit is *hot*.

I've had this growing kink for a while now...I don't know its origin. I've never actually read a fic that contains this specific scenario, but my mind keeps circling around to it. I blame it on the Nikki kill in FFL. so the kink scenario is this. Spike instigates sorta non-con breathplay on his sexual partner...as in, the partner doesn't know he's going to do it, doesn't realize it's for sexual gratification (because...vampire, and woah, why are you cutting off my air??), until he/she/it has the Best Orgasm of their Life.

the funny thing about this is, breathplay does not interest me, outside of this scenario. just Spike. go figure.

so I asked her to play this out with Dean for this meme, cuz...rawr. and she did. and it was everything I'd imagined it to be :D cool title too.

Dancing with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight

leaving comments open, unlike my regular pimps, because if you know of another fic that utilizes this breathplay scenario? I need links, muchachas.

ps, I still owe a few kink drabbles of my own, I'll work on them tomorrow after work.





pps, the fics that I have locked will remain locked until the madness is over. asking me to unlock them / "let you in" does no good, since it's counterproductive to the reason I locked them. they'll be back to public eventually.

ppps, could I *get* any spammier today? jesus h. sorry about that.