*facepalm*

me: excuse me...I'm...er...my toenail is like, not really. attached. anymore.
nurse: *looks down* oh. my. yeah, you did a good job...let's get you through to urgent care.
me: ok, well, see, I already had an appointment.
nurse: ok, let me just [inputs info]
me: well yeah, see but the appointment was for a sinus infection that's secondary to this cold I had, and then I was leaving the house and I sorta...slammed my toe in the door, and... *pants, winded* I'm not normally squeamish, but I've been sick, so I couldn't stand to even look at it....
nurse: *stares at my like I have three heads* well...yeah. why don't you...just...sit.
me: cad I haf a tissue?
nurse: sure *watches me honk my nose* wait, so you were coming in for...upper respiratory?
me: *nods*
nurse: and then you...when did you do *that*? *points*
me: um...15 minutes ago? I was coming here anyway, so I just sort of...I bled all over my car.
nurse: *stares*


I feel like she wanted to give me an "I can dress myself" ribbon. but I have drugs now \o/ funny thing, not the first time I've ripped my toenail off. this one doesn't hurt as bad as the first time, though.

I know I'm behind on answering fb for the little thing I posted...I appreciate all your comments! today is the first day I don't feel like I'm dying. so uh, I'll get to that soon.ish.

calling folks with farm knowledge

gah, so while I'm here, I need a lil help. I'm writing this uh, thing. hahaha. set on a cattle ranch in Texas.

what I need is for you to throw me some regular upkeep things for that kind of operation if you will. not necessarily just daily chores, I mean, things like...well, like on occasion you might have to clear brush, or check fencelines, or whatever. if they correspond with a particular season, I'd love it if you could clue me in to timing.

but if you can also give me things that would get done on a daily basis, that would help too.

*smooches*