pulling pigtails - Jensen/Chris smacktalking drabble thingie.

so ummmmmmmm. the other day killerweasel posted the new picture of chris off myspace, and after steph put up with my twenty minute long bouncing off the fucking walls rambling babble of jensen/chris kink and all the dirty things I could make them do, she was like, just write it already. so then I sat down and. what came out was. PG long-distance friendly shit-talking.

*facepalm*

but it amuses me nonetheless, so I share.

pulling pigtails
author: thatotherperv
pairing: jensen/chris or jensen & chris, PG
length 300ish words
summary: I have a kink for men talking smack. don't blame me, I was imprinted by brothers at an early age.
don't know em. no wish to bug em. just think they're fuckable. respectfully. *cough*

( Who's your hairdresser, pretty boy? )

*facepalm* my cat is Special Ed.

so, my affectionate nickname for Seeley since I got him has been Stinky.

when I got him, he was like a little Pigpen. He had a cloud of stench that sort of...followed him everywhere he went. his butt smelled *and* he had bad breath, so he got you coming and going. we switched food and pretty soon, it was only when he was waving his rear end in my face that I got the Eau de Seeley.

I checked several times but his butt was never *dirty*, that I could see. and he washed back there. I have been *stumped*.

I am stumped no more, folks. I was sitting here on the couch and he's lounging on the carpet sort of perpendicular to me and I see that the lower part of his rear legs...the equivalent of the bottom of our feet....is this nasty *yellowishbrown* color. he has white socks on all his feet.

yeah. my little stinker grooms himself, gets to the back of his legs and is like....meh. I'm done.

I called my sister. she laughed at me. I'm like, HE'S BEEN WALKING ALL OVER EVERYTHING WITH HIS POOPY LITTLE CATFEET. though actually I think he grooms his feet, just not the fur up to his tarsus.

now I have to teach my cat how to properly groom himself. *glares*

*busts out a washcloth*