when I wake up at 3am, this is what I think about. no, really.

I've been thinking a lot about the prostate. hahaha. as a slash writer, I figure it's pretty much my solemn duty to think about the prostate as much as possible, and by the looks of things, you all agree with me.

but for a long time it's been bugging me. what the hell does that actually feel like? it's not like there's any way for me to find out for myself, more's the pity, but I've been getting the sneaking suspicion lately that we're getting it wrong.

( my theories, let me show you them. also, some tmi about my own experience with the clitoris and g-spot. basically, if you're happy in Porny Denial Land, I'd avoid. )

anyone that can confirm or deny any of the above will be met with gratitude. *eyes the penises on my flist*

The Human Condition site update

I'm pleased to say that after almost 6 months of fucking around, I've finally managed to do a small update of The Human Condition. with any luck, I'll manage to do a few more throughout the summer, so keep an eye out. I still have a whole list of stuff I want to head-hunt.

I also still have designs on a meta site but my sister is uber-busy at the moment, so who knows. I also wonder if there's enough interest to make it worth it...I like the concept but buffyverse seems to have shrunken considerably in the last year, or at least gone quiet. penny for your thoughts if you have input for me on the subject (of the site, not fandom-shrink).



Three new fics up:

• Outside Pride by cordelianne - Spike and Xander meet at a Christian summer camp named, of all things, Outside Pride.
  Why this fic? well ok, beyond the scenario making me happy in my pants like the sick bastard I am, this fic is adorable. plus, cordelianne gives good Scooby banter.
  
• Turn On the Bright Lights by cordelianne - Spike/Xander. It's like Xander's living Reality Bites but without Jeanne Garofalo to liven up the twenties angst. His best bet for a new roommate is to pull some random guy in off the street.
  Why this fic? Xander's hapless and desperate, Spike's a shady badass with a heart of gold...what's not to love? quarter-life-crisis warm and fuzzy
  
• Three Quid Whore by nasty shrew - Xander's known Spike three days when he quits his job as a courier to go on tour with the band.
  Why this fic? Possibly my favorite bandfic ever. I'm a sucker for a train wreck in slow motion, and this is. a really really pretty one.

I'd like to say welcome to both of those authors, who are both new to the archive :)


also, I added Bloodshedverse to our links in the got canon? section because...I have no idea how I left it out before. *facepalm*


Also, please be advised that at the author's request, Jan's fiction will no longer be hosted at The Human Condition. as far as I know it will still be available at jans_intentions, so you should update your bookmarks. I'll have a notification page up in its place for a little while, this is just a heads-up so you won't think the link is broken.


speaking of broken/misdirected links, I found a few that needed fixing the other day. if you notice any more, don't hesitate to shoot us an email at touch.dbw@gmail.com. towards the end of coding for the site launch, I got a little loopy. who knows what else I haven't noticed yet.