tornado safety...a question

ok, geez, I feel silly but I literally lose sleep over this when it gets all stormy, especially like tonight when Irving is all restless and running around the bedroom jumping up and down on my head, haha. spazz. anyway, it's been a few years since I've lived in tornado country and this is marginally more likely to get them than Houston, making this the officially tornadoey-iest place I've ever lived. and every time it looks conducive out, I wonder about this.

I have two windowless rooms in my apartment, but neither of them are really *ideal*. I've always had a completely interior closet/bathroom before. anyway, there's the closet on the second floor, which contains the water heater (plus or minus? I dunno) and miscellaneous household junk. One wall is the side of the house. my bathroom upstairs is completely exterior wall-wise, but it's on the top floor.

so um. you know. which one is least likely to get me whisked off to the Wizard of Oz?

the games that big boys play [DB/JA <---zomg look at that pairing, mwahaha]

This would be for madame_meretrix, who seriously deserves something new and shiny and probably better than this for putting me through my paces on easyverse. A while back she wrote me some Dave/Jensen (actually, Dave/Jensen/Chris, which is even more win) because the idea made me *drool*, and I've been meaning to return the favor for a while.

I sat down today and this sort of fell out of my brain. the parallels between their careers have been on my mind a while, but I have no idea where the rest came from, haha. I've been a writing MACHINEEE. :) Hopefully the inclusion of Dave will lead some of my buffyverse friends to forgive me my wandering eye. *puppy face*



Title: the games that big boys play
Author: Mel (thatotherperv)
Pairing: David Boreanaz / Jensen Ackles….implied j2, if you squint. Which most of you do, you squinty little squinters. And of course Chris is there too, and I just assume Chris is fucking everyone. Why not.
Rating: NC-17
Length: little over 2000 words
And also? Don't believe my lies.
Also? Unbeta'd and kind of on the fly.


( It's not because he's pretty. Pretty's a dime a dozen in Hollywood. Pretty won't get the kid off a genre show on a third-rate network and into an actual career. Dave's been there. Three years into a cult following and you think you've finally made it, only the movie offers are still shit and there's a sadistic writer cackling in the wings as they send you to Hell. Literally. )