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I have a dream. A dream of a magical world where I can watch pretty boys in the really bad movies they sometimes make, without wanting to claw my eyes out of my head. A dream in which I can stare at the pretty thing for a period of time uninterrupted by extraneous storylines, and still retain the integrity of the plot the pretty thing is a part of.
sometimes one has to make one's own dreams come true.
Anyway, if you've never seen Blonde, I'm saving you 3.5 hours of horrible acting. the parts that *include* Jensen and Patrick Dempsey also include horrible acting, but their story revolves around a M/M/F threesome (or, really, poly relationship) with Marylin Monroe, so I can be greatly forgiving.
this edit is about 26 minutes in total, 193MB, and the clips are DVD-rip quality.
this is my first attempt using any kind of video-editing software, but you know...don't let that scare you, since it was mostly just me stitching scenes together and didn't require much skill. however, if anyone with know-how sees ways I can make this kind of thing look smoother, I'd appreciate it, because I think I'm going to do something similar with a few other movies/shows.
enjoy!
ETA 11/24: the above link is now dead. I've posted a new version of the video that can be downloaded here [29 min, 191 MB avi]
ETA note to self: crossposted here
sometimes one has to make one's own dreams come true.
Anyway, if you've never seen Blonde, I'm saving you 3.5 hours of horrible acting. the parts that *include* Jensen and Patrick Dempsey also include horrible acting, but their story revolves around a M/M/F threesome (or, really, poly relationship) with Marylin Monroe, so I can be greatly forgiving.
this edit is about 26 minutes in total, 193MB, and the clips are DVD-rip quality.
this is my first attempt using any kind of video-editing software, but you know...don't let that scare you, since it was mostly just me stitching scenes together and didn't require much skill. however, if anyone with know-how sees ways I can make this kind of thing look smoother, I'd appreciate it, because I think I'm going to do something similar with a few other movies/shows.
ETA 11/24: the above link is now dead. I've posted a new version of the video that can be downloaded here [29 min, 191 MB avi]
ETA note to self: crossposted here
