inspiration needed

[thatotherperv]

tell me something happy-making. I don't particularly care what type of happy-making thing it is.

rainy day + my mother + being poked repeatedly with needles = mel in need of happy-making factoids and/or scenarios.

*holds out gimme-hands and blinks hopefully at flist*

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[acacia5.livejournal.com]

Here's some things that have made me laugh lately.
1: A short clip on YouTube here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quNcbrr0GhM/)
2: A story. The other day I woke to hear on ABC radio that a brothel in Melbourne specializing in bondage had been burned down. The chief of police was asked if anyone had been hurt and the normally very serious man answered with a twinkle in his voice that no-one had been injured and that thankfully these people were used to getting out of tight situations! This was such an unexpected answer that I nearly wet myself.
3: A funny fact. My son told me that on the game 'Civilization 4' you are given a performance rank of an equivalent world leader. The lowest rank is Dan Quayle. When we looked him up on Wikipedia we found this quote that he said while he was chairman of the National Space Council. He was asked his thoughts on sending humans to Mars. "Mars is essentially in the same orbit [as earth]....Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
4: A joke. A man walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only plastic wrap wound around his groin. Well said the psychiatrist 'I can clearly see your nuts.'
Hope at least one of these gives you a giggle.

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

*squish* thanks for making me smile, sweetie.

clearly see your nuts. bwahaha

btw, that youtube link didn't work. hit me again?

[acacia5.livejournal.com]

Trying again. This is the first time I have tried to do a link on LJ. Hope it works this time. If not I'll just e-mail you the address.

here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eIFoz-Tjf8)