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[thatotherperv]

you know, while I appreciate the uterus from a biological perspective, I'm not particularly appreciating me own today.

actually, I never have an abiding love of my own, I'm fairly indifferent but today?

I am not handing out the Uterus of the Year award.

Comments

[laisserais]

dude, i totally called it! i think you made me off schedule. i am the ultimate pheromonal bottom. it's kind of embarrassing.

:( i'm sorry that your uterus is misbehaving. that's never ever fun. and it's not like you can tell your boss/blind date/important thing that you need to reschedule because of it, right?

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

hahaha you totally did! I woke up this morning and I was all, fuck, she was right. haha

wow, that's impressive. from all the way over there, eh?

[laisserais]

dude, by now you should be able to tell: i follow you around like a puppy. also: your pheromones waft through the internet. it's a true fact. i think that might be the real reason for wank, actually.

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

hahahsahahhahahaah omg you're a crackhead

[missus-grace.livejournal.com]

I haven't had my pap smear since the baby was born. I was scheduled for last Friday and guess what? My uterus misbehaved as well. When you have to schedule the darn exam months in advance, how in hell are you supposed to know which days will be safe? I ain't whipping out the calendar to figure it all out.

[eyezrthewindows.livejournal.com]

You too, huh?

I'd stab my own uterus if it didn't already hurt so much.

*sobs*

I don't plan to breed, dammit. I don't know why I have to suffer!

Hormones suck, by the way. Like woah.