thatotherperv: (jensen/chris (by frontyardninja))
no internet plus upcoming finals makes mel something something (go crazy?)

I just opened like, 20 of yalls posts in tabs that looked interesting. these aren't even fic things, just personal/misc posts I want to keep up with. *facepalm* you'll hear from me sometimes next decade.

a blabber on where and how I've been )

so anyway I have come to accept that I am incapable of having normal sex dreams about my favorite celebrities. first there was the dream about Jon stewart where he was a gay man in a marriage of convenience and we agreed to have lots of hot orgies.

so the other night, I was thinking before I went to bed about the convention of making Chris into Jensen's cousin in j2 fic, when the author doesn't want to address Chris/Jen overtones. and how that makes me itch to write Chris/Jen cousincest, haha.

so I go to sleep. and I have this dream. *facepalm* I think you can guess where this is going.

it was christmas or something and Chris was my cousin, I guess, who I'd grown up with but hadn't seen in a few years, but had always had a thing for. and we were flirting the whole time and our family was politely ignoring the whole thing as best they could, and I kept baiting him into kissing me, but all I could get were these chaste sort of family kisses. so we're sneaking around and my sister's all, are you trying to bang our cousin? and I'm like, yeah sorta-kinda-definitely, and my sister being my sister found this extremely amusing. and then finally I lost my patience with his insistence on being, you know, *not incestuous*, and he gave me another damn innocent kiss and I was like, Christian Kane, you are a huge fucking cocktease.

and the look on his *face*. and then I walked away.

and then later, just as we were about to fuck (hey, I knew what I was doing...you throw down that kind of challenge, you get results), another cousin (not Jensen, more's the pity...I could have worked with that) arrived and cockblocked and I woke up all pissy.

I mean I guess it's not that hard to figure out where it came from, with the bunny I was contemplating before bed, and the end no doubt being influenced by state of the mel item #4. but regardless, I was highly amused that my brain seems intent on creating these ridiculous premises for my sex dreams.
thatotherperv: (gen hands in pants (by lit gal))
I went and saw The Prestige last night. I thought it was good. my friend thought it was slow. be your own judge, but he has ADD, I swear.

I'll tell you what though that movie had me licking my lips for Hugh Jackman/Christian Bale. I think something must be really wrong with me when two men trying to kill each other make me hot. see: my otp. christian bale is such a yummy piece of manflesh, and I have thought so since I was yeah-high.

I don't know how many of you knew this, but Jon Stewart is my boyfriend. we used to make out every night before I went to sleep, but then I got too poor for cable and he left me in an egotistical fit of rage. very sad. but my brother-in-law hooked us up for an hour tonight, and let me tell you, the sparks were flying. I laughed, I cried, I got possibly too excited when he flirted bantered with Stephen Colbert.

this seems like a good time to mention this twisted little dream about jon stewart I had a while ago )

*headdesk* I really need to get laid.

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