thatotherperv

gah, I can't believe I've posted so much this weekend. you people must be seriously sick of me. anyway, I have the day off due to 'winter weather' and I thought I'd finally post this weird-ass thing I wrote. it was actually written the same day I did my Spike/inanimate object recs. apparently I got my own juices flowing. *cough*

in my defense, I would like to say that I have personally never had sexual relations...or even contemplated such a thing...with a book. I say this because, by the end, you might have your doubts. lmao.

my brain is a scary scary place. this might be the funniest thing I've ever written. or, at least it is to me. if no one else thinks so, I'll just be over here snickering in my corner.

Title: Love of a Lifetime
Author: Mel (btvslover82)
Pairing: Spike/book. no, really.
Rating: NC-17. no, really.
Summary: Spike...fucks a book. no...really. oh, and I meant to say...set sometime in Bs5.
Warnings: well, I suppose the consent of the book itself is a questionable thing, so arguably non-con. definitely, a deranged and bizarre sense of humor, and erotic images that may scar your ability to read for life.
Disclaimer: if there was any doubt, I have no legal rights to any of these characters. if I did, Spike *would* have fucked a book. cuz it's funny.

( he's a romantic at heart, really. )