dear spn braintrust,

[thatotherperv]

it's your sandbox. it's totally your sandbox.

but fandom poured some sand in there and then played with it for four years. it's kinda grody now. certain admirable souls add fresh sand every now and then but I'm pretty sure some raccoons and neighborhood cats have been pooping in there for years. you could get worms. they could migrate into your eye. trust me on this, I'm a professional.

get out of the sandbox. srsly. you have like. construction equipment and shit over there. you actually do this for a *living*. so if you've gotten the teen!Dean and we're-AU-nope--just-kidding-it's-amnesia tropes out of your system, let's just pretend that never happened.

I'll forgive you, as long as you promise never to do genderswap or hooker!ep or...I don't know, god help us, a crossover where Alec is Dean's lovechild / clone and Manticore is the brainchild of Azazel.

plz to be writing our show, not our fanfic. it's beneath you (and yet, ironically, there are others that have done what you did better)



...no, it doesn't make me cranky at all when they do that. why do you ask?

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[yourlibrarian]

Oh, I don't know any spoilers either, just what was in the trailer for next week (which can sometimes be deceptive as to the actual content of the episode, so who knows). It just had me thinking that there were authorial roads not taken behind it.

[thatotherperv.livejournal.com]

haha ohhh. I always dl my spn these days, so I never see the trailers. mayhap I should hop on the youtube and see what's what